So. You want to be my financial slave. What are you? A Cash Piggy? A Loser? Human ATM? Whatever, your first assignment is to prove yourself to me by buying me a gift voucher.
The gift voucher must be for a minimum amount of £100. Make the payment to firstname.lastname@example.org then email me to tell me you have made the payment. Do not contact me until you have purchased me the £100 gift voucher.
When you contact me I require the following information:
We will then discuss the issue of your financial slavery.
I repeat: do not contact me until you have purchased me the £100 gift voucher.