Spoil me by buying me an Amazon Gift card for at least £20 in the first instance.
Select the Email, Instant Delivery option and pay to the email address email@example.com but do not contact me using this email address unless you have already sent me a gift card for at least £20. If you contact me before sending me the gift card, you will be permanently ignored.
What will you get from me for your £20? Nothing! Giving to me is a privilege.
If you want to become my regular financial slave click here (after you have sent me the minimum £20 gift card).